This isn’t just a motorcycle — it’s a lifestyle decision your neighbors will question and your ex will regret. The 2016 FXDL Low Rider packs Harley’s 103 cubic inches of “I’m late for work but it’s worth it” power, wrapped in enough chrome labeling you a chromosexual and to blind the judgmental Prius behind you.

Condition: Cleaner than your browsing history (well... hopefully)

Sound: Somewhere between “freedom” and “let the eagles fly”

Mid-controls so you can look cool and still reach the ground

Whether you’re chasing sunsets, coffee, or your lost youth, this 2016 Low Rider is your ticket to all three with less safety features than allowed today... because you grew up drinking from the hose! 

Just add gas and poor decision-making.